Last week we felt a great disturbance in the Lab, as if hundreds of voices cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. At first we thought Subject 11233 had gotten off its leash again, but we soon realized that the disturbance was coming from our Metrics sector.
We rushed to the lab and found our technicians frozen in a state of disbelief, pointing at a rather large number on our RSS Subscriber page.
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"This can't be real!" cried Dan, "Why on earth would 200 unique IP addresses be contacting our podcast servers over the course of 7 days? What does this mean?!"
We still don't know the answers, but we have our best people on the job. We have administered the standard issue adrenaline shots to our Metrics technicians, and they should be fine by the end of the week.
Thank you all for listening and subscribing, and for sharing our podcasts with your friends and family. We are beyond excited to have over 200 subscribers spread across our network, and we hope that this number continues to grow as we introduce new shows, new hosts, special episodes, and so much more. We love what we do, and we're looking forward to growing with you over the coming months and years.