Dan needed a break from the constant abuse, so this week Clark volunteered as tribute.
Austin gives him a lesson on improv and other things he isn't qualified to talk about, while taking pot shots at the equality state.
Austin leads Dan into an Italian trap, Quantum Leap is terrifying, and a mystery guest looks on in horror.
How do you celebrate 200 people listening to you drone on and on about the crushing march of time and comedy? A long, passive sigh into the mic while drinking the tears of your forefathers.
Some stories are compelling tales that make us look at our lives, think about what it means to be human, and leave the story better for it.
This is not one of those tales.
Austin continues to try in vain to connect with Dan. The boys talk about accents, Dan offers Austin a job, and for some reason economics come up again.
Welcome to the jungle.