52: The Shameless Nanny, Begrudgingly

52: The Shameless Nanny, Begrudgingly

 

Beer, Disney's racist past, The Matrix falling apart, and the (correct?) use of the word the palindrome. Austin and Dan wrap their first year on the show with all the regret and self awareness of people who started a company together.

 

51: Substantially Under the Rainbow

51: Substantially Under the Rainbow

 

Mario andAustin talk the finer points of fascism, the boys talk football, and birthdays are celebrated with all the gusto of an Apple Bee's staff singing to you. 

 

50: Clark Is In This One

50: Clark Is In This One

 

Because number divisible by 10 are significant in our culture, this one is a big deal! Episode 50 features a special guest trying to highjack the show, the idea of riding a person like a sled, heroic attempts at humor, and explaining Harry Potter Porn Parodies.

 

49: The Child Abuse Goose

49: The Child Abuse Goose

 

Time travel, Dan's illiteracy, Tiny Tim's REAL problem, and creative new ways to discuss the physics of Austin's girth: nothing is sacred and nothing is safe.  There is no script and there is no hope.

 

48: Mike Tyson Grill

48: Mike Tyson Grill

 

You are all one magic burrito away from being Austin. 
The boys take turns being each other, in a version of Freaky Friday that no one will see.
Is Austin being held back by Dan? Is Dan a terrible monster?             Does anyone even read these notes?
FIND OUT!