Time travel, Dan's illiteracy, Tiny Tim's REAL problem, and creative new ways to discuss the physics of Austin's girth: nothing is sacred and nothing is safe. There is no script and there is no hope.
You are all one magic burrito away from being Austin.
The boys take turns being each other, in a version of Freaky Friday that no one will see.
Is Austin being held back by Dan? Is Dan a terrible monster? Does anyone even read these notes?
FIND OUT!
The Hobo King is dead, long live the Hobo King!
Coming to you live from the end of world, Austin and Dan will breakdown your place in the new world order! This week's hit list includes, de Blasio, Pepper Ann, The New Yorker, John Cleese, and children in the 30's.
The increasingly strained adventures of two future C-List celebrities.
The fine art of election rigging, a palpable fear of Eric Andre, Dick Clark's ghost, and a burning hatred of Top Gear all fill out our New Years Resolutions (Which for us are like UN Resolutions the body of which is mostly summarizing TV pilots.)
All this plus the greatest movie that will never be made, tonight on this show!