Do you want to hear two best friends struggle to find something to talk about for twenty minutes? You do? You're a monster. You should be ashamed of yourself.
Do you want to be a fancy wine drinker? We will teach you.
Do you have Batman slash fic you need to workshop? So do we!
Do you confuse Rose McGowan for Shannen Doherty? You monster.
The boys are back to make sure your 2017 is off to a laughable start.
We've all had one hell of a 2016. We started this company to let creators create, and we feel so lucky that all of you have come along with us on that journey. To celebrate the end of the year and all the fun we have had this year, the hosts of all five Secret Weapon Productions shows got together to make our very own version of The Night Before Christmas. We hope you love it and will check out all of the other wonderful shows from the lab.
Candy coated construction projects, the nature of degree programs, and a fun little story about stabbing Austin: it's going to be a great show folks!
*WARNING*
There is about ten minutes worth of man-scaping talks. From three VERY hairy men.
That's right, three!
Who is the special guest that Austin had no idea about?
Do we succeed in dragging him into the depths of the Banter Verse?
Does Austin make a new friend? Does Dan say anything funny?
Who would willing come on this modern art instillation of a podcast?
Find out!
As the conspiracy theories compound and the oval office becomes a Just for Men/ Rogaine add, Austin and Dan try to add a little stability to your life. The evolution of the Home Alone franchise, finer points of personal grooming, and Nintendo's attempt to kill God in the hearts and minds of children everywhere all come under fire as "the hit list" keeps on growing.
