Topic: Dumbledore has a terrible security system.
Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 11 and 12 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. They discuss the Huffle Exposition bots, a very scared Peeves, and a very silly Polyjuice Potion.
Topic: What's the point of having a house elf if it can't fold your laundry?
Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 9 and 10 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Join them as they discuss Wizard racial slurs, the possibility of a giant spider, and the general problems with having a house elf.
Topics: Ghosts, ghosts, ghosts!
Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 7 and 8 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Join them as they discuss racial slurs, slugs, and the rise of the Heir.
Editor's note: Mudkip is a Mud Fish Pokémon from Generation 3 (#258). It probably has mixed-magic parents as well.
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Topic: We might be living in the darkest timeline
Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 5 and 6 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Clark poses a basilisk theory, Alyssa poses a darker side of Hogwarts that kidnaps untrained wizards, and we discuss how babbydrakes are formed.
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Topic: When you give a Gnome a nummy...
Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapters 3 and 4 of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets. Find out what happens when you give a Gnome a nummy, how to create the perfect travel mug, and how to properly use Floo powder.