Bonus: Ilvermorny Sorting Special

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Topic: Red and Gold forever!

Alyssa and Clark take the official Ilvermorny Sorting Quiz, and are surprised at the results. Log in to Pottermore and take the quiz, and check out the Sorting Hat Spectacular while you're at it! 

Pottermore on Ilvermorny: https://www.pottermore.com/writing-by-jk-rowling/ilvermorny

The Official Ilvermorny Sorting Quiz (you have to create an account): https://my.pottermore.com/ilvermorny-sorting

Sorting Hat Spectacular: http://www.secretweaponproductions.com/wordstruck/4-5

1-9. The Boy Who Cried Wolf

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Topics: Hermoine's snuffbox was probably beautiful, Snape might have cancer, and Clark sings a wizard-themed sea shanty. 

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapter 16 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Join them as they discuss wizard finals, whether or not the Potterverse has a Bag of Holding, and how the third floor corridor has some pretty weak booby traps.

1-8. God of War

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Topic: Things probably could have been worse.

Alyssa and Clark discuss Chapter 15 of Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. Join them as they ponder proper punishments , speculate about celestial Centaurs, and debate Dumbledore's departure. They also meet Firenze - the first exposition bot with hooves. 

1-7. Gender Normative Wizards

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Topics: Snape's the bad guy, remember? 

Alyssa and Clark discuss quidditch and Nicolas Flamel's sexuality in Chapter 13, and the various implications of the Sorcerer's Stone in Chapter 14. There's also a dragon, a (hypothetical) side quest for an invisibility cloak, and a secret meeting in the Forbidden Forest. 

1-6. Fields of Lemon Drops

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Topics: Dumbledore needs to make a gift registry.   

Alyssa and Clark discuss the finer points of Seeker strategy in Chapter 11, and Dumbledore's greatest desire in Chapter 12. Oh, and there's a bunch of invisible sneaking and Fluffy feeding in the middle.