Topic: Season 2 is here! Ready your ears for Clark's wild speculations about hippogryphs, a mysterious threat at Hogwarts, and the magic of House Elves. 

Alyssa and Clark reenter the Potterverse to discuss Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets Chapters 1 and 2. They talk of the House Elf Underground, Hedwig shooting lightning, and the inevitable appearance of snakes and/or spiders.