Pulaski tries to help a result vessel struck by an aging disease! But soon, she herself goes full Crypt Keeper!
Cameron tries to explain his love of Miranda Class ships! But soon, Dan makes it into a Sex & The City bit!
The crew of the Enterprise fails to save a brilliant scientist. But don’t worry, this psycho hijacks Data’s body to live forever!
Cam fails to find something to save this episode. But don’t worry, Dan makes up a voice that we’re stuck with forever!
The crew helps a diplomat on a peace mission, and Deanna Troy is spotlighted like a deer on a highway!
Cameron defends his superego, and Dan is a Don Knotts inspired rampage!
As the crew gets caught up in a Romeo and Juliette story that takes way too long to resolve, Data tries to discover what humor is.
As Dan gets caught up in old school parenting and bastard children, Cam tries to discover what an alternate Riker would have been like.
When Geordi and Data play a Sherlock Holmes game in the holodeck, Pulaski tags along to see if Data can really solve a mystery. But, when the computer generates a worthy foe for Data, the Enterprise suddenly finds itself at the mercy of Professor James Moriarty!