Kirk finds himself having to teach a spoiled princess how to be civilized, but then Klingons attack!
Cam fins himself stuck in classical literature allegories, but then Dan makes it all about slash!
Two aliens experiment on a mute empath to decide the fate of her people.
Cam experiments with hating an episode and Dan about gives up on this sh*t.
The Enterprise is boarded by invisible aliens trying to repopulate their planet with the crew!
Cameron is the first to pile on the criticism while Dan longs for more camp.
Psychic Alien Greeks force the crew to entertain them as they hold McCoy hostage.
The historic kiss in the episode entertains Cam and the interpretive dance holds Dan hostage.
Kirk is phasing in and our of reality and Spock has to save him!
Dan is phasing in and out of caring about Star Trek and Cam has to just deal with it.