14: Cow Belles and White

14: Cow Belles and White

 

The dangers of probiotics, sexist math, a farm that's a factory, snoring dogs, and oblivious white white girl problems make this movie one that... happened. Half of Adair's family guest stars!

 

13: Johnny Kapahala and Pineapple Margaritas

13: Johnny Kapahala and Pineapple Margaritas

 

In the "dizziest" episode yet, Maia and Adair welcome back Anthony for to review the sequel nobody asked for. Second marriages, shots of tequila, the sequel to Napoleon Dynamite, song parodies, challenges to other Secret Weapons hosts, and more on this episode that was basically made with stock footage from ABC's Lost.

 

12: Johnny Tsunami and Longboard Island Lager

12: Johnny Tsunami and Longboard Island Lager

 

Johnny Tsunami wanted to do for snowboarding what Brink did for inline skating. But snowboarding didn't need any help, so this movie decided to be about a race/class/generational divide instead. Maia and Adair are joined by Anthony as the one true guest of the episode, instead of just popping up randomly at a moment that can't be edited out. Passive aggressive parenting, sports rivalry, and subtle racism make this DCOM, and this episode a classic you won't want to miss.

 

11: High School Musical and Wine Spritzers

11: High School Musical and Wine Spritzers

 

Maia and Adair do their patriotic duty by introducing an ex-pat to wonderful world of HSM. Special Guest Lars was living outside the US in 2006 when everything changed stateside with the release of this now beloved classic. A young and not shirtless Zac(k) Efron stars in the other movie about Love and Basketball.

 

10: Cadet Kelly and The Big Sir

10: Cadet Kelly and The Big Sir

 

Maia and Adair are joined by Amanda for an in depth look at the modern classic, Cadet Kelly. It's an age old tale about how to suck the free-spirit out of a child by putting them into training to join the military industrial complex. Also, friendship and parent relationships grow and change through the magic of drill team.