Christmas Special: Rudolph Reboots Christmas!

We Interrupt your regularly scheduled podcast to bring you some holiday cheer! 

Secret Weapon Productions is proud to present our 2019 Christmas Special: Rudolph Reboots Christmas! This year we satirize the classic Rankin/Bass Christmas Specials. Listen for the hosts of this show and search Secret Weapon Productions wherever you are listening to find all of our other productions! 

Our normal release schedule resumes next week, but for now enjoy your hosts lovingly lampooning your childhood memories while spreading cheer and wishing you all a happy holidays. 

The Cast in Order of Appearance 

Announcer- Alyssa Small
Pete The Polar Bear as played by Whoopi Goldberg- Daniel Crary
Child #1- Clark Hodges
Child #2- Jenna Livingston
Child #3-Elinor Thiot
Santa - Cameron Michael Fehring
Mrs. Claus- Maia Mills-Low
Dealer- Austin A Logan
Rudolf- Courtney Crary
Hermey The Misfit Elf - Kevin Miller
Greta Thunburg - Adair Rice
The Bumble- Adair Rice

Yukon Cornelius- Skyler Thiot
Shelly - Maia Mills-Low
Heat Miser -Alyssa Small
Snow Miser- Clark Hodges
Suit Miser - Austin A Logan
Trailer Announcer- Daniel Crary
Trailer Rudolph - Daniel Crary
Trailer Bumble- Daniel Crary
Trailer Jessica Chastain - Adair Rice

“Rudolph Reboots Christmas”

Written By Daniel Crary

Co-Written By Austin A Logan

Original Music By Cameron Michael Fehring 

Sound Engineer By Clark Hodges

Sound Editing By Austin A Logan

Sound Mix By Daniel Crary

Produced By Daniel Crary

A Secret Weapon Production© 

72: Alley Cats Strike And A Pitcher Of Beer!

Retro style!

Adair and Maia are back to breakdown this classic DCOM while enjoying bowling alley snacks!

What’s constitutes a school sport? How do people become popular? And why are people even nostalgic for the 1950’s? All these questions and more today on Dizzy Channel.

70: Jumping Ship and Eggnog Spritzer!

TURN DOWN FOR YACHT?!

Maia and Adair take you aboard this high seas adventure with the Lawrence Brothers! Real pirates, real eggnog, and Venn diagrams make this the perfect Christmas left over!

Christmas Special: 2018

A (Barely) Blasphemous Christmas.

Cast

Adar Rice- INNKEEPER, FRANKI WISEMEN
Alyssa Small - GOLDI WISEMEN
Anne Harrington - ELIZABETH, JOSEPHINE
Austin Logan - GABRIEL
Cameron Michael Fehring- SHEPHERD SAM
Clark Hodges - NARRATOR
Courtney Crary- MARY
Daniel Crary - JOSEPH, SHEPHERD DALE
Maia Mils-Low - MYRA WISEMEN
Skyler Theot - KING HEROD, SHEPHERD BOB

Written by- Daniel Crary and A. A. Logan

Script Supervisor- Adair Rice

Edited and Engineered by - Daniel Crary

Special Thanks to - you. Yes, you. For listening.

64: Now You See it and The Magical Hour

Murderous magicians, cooky cocktails, and hilarious hosts!

Is it a good movie? Well, no, not really…At least by any metric that exists in this version of reality. Did your hosts, Maia and Adair, have a good time talking about it? Absolutely.