Maia and Adair love Disney Channel Original Movies. They also love drinking and over explaining their opinions. Every other week they will be adding the two things your childhood entertainment was missing: whiskey and running commentary.
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High School Sports pressure from unreasonable parents? Economic stress being put on children by adults? Having to figure out your entire life while being impossibly tall? Hey, at least it’s not based on a real…Oh no.
Adair and Maia are back to talk Double Teamed. They get to the heart of older vs younger sisters, cycles of abuse, and musings about Mackenzie Phillips. This one is sure to trigger anyone who had the expectations of an entire family thrust on them at a young age, so enjoy!
What could prom bad? Bad hair? A bad dress? Or having to pick a college that day? Or being involved in an FBI investigation? Why not all four?
Maia and Adair break down a well crafted romp through one crazy day!
Murderous magicians, cooky cocktails, and hilarious hosts!
Is it a good movie? Well, no, not really…At least by any metric that exists in this version of reality. Did your hosts, Maia and Adair, have a good time talking about it? Absolutely.
A remake of a classic, what could possibly go wrong?
Maia and Adair breakdown the this white, teen angst, white, backstabbing, white, rich, Disney romp while taking vodka shots! The questions will arise, like how did these kids get lost in the city, why do people fall for bad imitations, and how are those diamond earrings not in a safe?
The Stepford...Boys?
Who hasn't tried to program all members of the opposite sex? And when your home is suddenly invaded by boys, what choice do you have? Zapped shows the story of one such hero.
Zendaya stars in a loosely Sci-Fi story about how gross boys are, what absolute power can do to a person, and how many times one can be farted on. Maia and Adair breakdown the piss poor parenting, the trials of a blended family, and what huge sports people they are!
