The children of villains are titular characters of this Kenny Ortega fueled, pubescent version of Once Upon A Time. Maia and Adair give this movie the kind of careful consideration that the creative staff never did.  We #learnnewthingsaboutfriends  while drinking their way to casting coincidences, lazy naming of children, unorthodox genetics, and shapeshifting in proportion to love in your heart.

Yep, it's that kind of movie.