You may have felt it: a faint rumbling in the dead of night - a distant thrumming in the back of your mind. You're not imagining things - the world has a dark secret.
And now, after several Millenia, it's being released. Secret Weapon Productions is opening its eyes and stretching its turbines, ready to launch into a podcast player near you. Is it a man-eating Kaiju? An F-35 fighter jet? The world may never know. But one thing is for sure - your ears are about to be a whole lot happier.
You can listen to our first podcast - 20 Minutes of Banter - right now, or Subscribe on iTunes to have banter assaulting your ears every two weeks.
Thank you for tuning in, now please brace for impact.