Dan's sitcom life, Wormithee Chalomet, Austin - first amendment auditor.

Pen Draggin', Dark Calvinism, and a mother from another mother.

Neck Romancer, Dan's travels, and anything's a Who's On First.

Cthulhu Honeytrap, unwritten bathroom rules, and Clark sounds just like Elton John.

Reiki certified energy vampire, those who 10k away from Omelas, and Dan personally threatens Dean Cain.