Little matchstick Dan, Austin's good drug advice, and all Dugtrios are buff underground.

Dan's FJG's, "smuggling lizards", and affogato gelato.

Tragedy Commons, not making it political, and seeking a gelato endorsement.

Ennui-eez Nuts, 28 Twinks Later, and a cuck chair purchasing guide.

The Supremes Court, sleepin' in the 2-ply, and 877-CAW-SNOW.