How do you celebrate 200 people listening to you drone on and on about the crushing march of time and comedy? A long, passive sigh into the mic while drinking the tears of your forefathers.
Some stories are compelling tales that make us look at our lives, think about what it means to be human, and leave the story better for it.
This is not one of those tales.
Austin continues to try in vain to connect with Dan. The boys talk about accents, Dan offers Austin a job, and for some reason economics come up again.
Welcome to the jungle.
Beer, Disney's racist past, The Matrix falling apart, and the (correct?) use of the word the palindrome. Austin and Dan wrap their first year on the show with all the regret and self awareness of people who started a company together.
Mario andAustin talk the finer points of fascism, the boys talk football, and birthdays are celebrated with all the gusto of an Apple Bee's staff singing to you.