Do you want to hear two best friends struggle to find something to talk about for twenty minutes? You do? You're a monster. You should be ashamed of yourself.
As the conspiracy theories compound and the oval office becomes a Just for Men/ Rogaine add, Austin and Dan try to add a little stability to your life. The evolution of the Home Alone franchise, finer points of personal grooming, and Nintendo's attempt to kill God in the hearts and minds of children everywhere all come under fire as "the hit list" keeps on growing.
As with any talented duo, the boys are back to trade barbs, take credit for things they didn't do, and cast blame like a local production of Oliver. Buffets, Broadway, Meth, The IRA, and other seemingly unrelated topics fall pray to their indiscriminate rapid fire banter.
Korrasami, Productive Bullying, and Hamilton get our two Pence.
The truth about economics explained by a child, the missed opportunities in James Cameron's Titanic, and the ugly truth about Kenny Loggins.
The hair of the dog for your election hangover.
Polling, Hut fantasies, into The Echo Chamber, and the reboot of Gillian's Island no one asked for!
Marxo the Muppet commands you to listen.
Rhyme Alligator. Do it right now.
The a bounty from Bounty, the episode "Squeeze" from the X-Files, wheatgrass popcorn, and The Strain with fat people instead of vampires!
Putting the improv in improve, and picking up the slack for our political process.
