The history of western music is a long and confusing rant by men in wigs. Austin and Dan also wear wigs and rant but have very little in the terms of music appreciation.
Dan and Austin have a difficult time dealing with a secret cabal that controls every aspect of your life: words.
Austin is a marvel of physics, Dan is failure as a man. And they recorded this at Christmas.
Austin and Dan can't quite forgive Sean Penn in Mystic River so they proceed to take it out on the entire city of Boston. We're sorry, America.