Austin is a marvel of physics, Dan is failure as a man. And they recorded this at Christmas.
Austin and Dan can't quite forgive Sean Penn in Mystic River so they proceed to take it out on the entire city of Boston. We're sorry, America.
Home ownership is hard, because you have to deal with children on Halloween. Being a child is hard, because you may have to interact with Austin at some point on Halloween. (Dan has alerted local authorities to the problem.)
Austin explains the impact Billie D. Williams on the field of psychology, Dan explains the inner workings of Marvel Studios.
Austin tries giving an understandable explanation behind the rise of Trump. Dan tries not to judge Austin's Scotch choice.