7: Useless Lenny

7: Useless Lenny

 
7: Useless Lenny
Secret Weapon Productions

Austin and Dan can't quite forgive Sean Penn in Mystic River so they proceed to take it out on the entire city of Boston. We're sorry, America.

 

6: Timely and Topical

6: Timely and Topical

 
Timely and Topical
Secret Weapon

Home ownership is hard, because you have to deal with children on Halloween. Being a child is hard, because you may have to interact with Austin at some point on Halloween. (Dan has alerted local authorities to the problem.)

 

4: Pro-Pope

4: Pro-Pope

 
4: Pro-Pope
Secret Weapon Productions

Austin tries giving an understandable explanation behind the rise of Trump. Dan tries not to judge Austin's Scotch choice.