Parmesan crisps, Clark wishes for more men to die, and who even is Sid Meier?

Trump's Own Ranch, cream of Old Milwaukee, and the Sailor Bruno Mars extended universe.

Dan's sitcom life, Wormithee Chalomet, Austin - first amendment auditor.

Pen Draggin', Dark Calvinism, and a mother from another mother.

Neck Romancer, Dan's travels, and anything's a Who's On First.