Do you want to hear two best friends struggle to find something to talk about for twenty minutes? You do? You're a monster. You should be ashamed of yourself.
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You are all one magic burrito away from being Austin.
The boys take turns being each other, in a version of Freaky Friday that no one will see.
Is Austin being held back by Dan? Is Dan a terrible monster? Does anyone even read these notes?
FIND OUT!
The Hobo King is dead, long live the Hobo King!
Coming to you live from the end of world, Austin and Dan will breakdown your place in the new world order! This week's hit list includes, de Blasio, Pepper Ann, The New Yorker, John Cleese, and children in the 30's.
The increasingly strained adventures of two future C-List celebrities.
The fine art of election rigging, a palpable fear of Eric Andre, Dick Clark's ghost, and a burning hatred of Top Gear all fill out our New Years Resolutions (Which for us are like UN Resolutions the body of which is mostly summarizing TV pilots.)
All this plus the greatest movie that will never be made, tonight on this show!
Do you want to be a fancy wine drinker? We will teach you.
Do you have Batman slash fic you need to workshop? So do we!
Do you confuse Rose McGowan for Shannen Doherty? You monster.
The boys are back to make sure your 2017 is off to a laughable start.
