Clark's various newsletters, shameful soda facts, and Whitney's getting Jolene'd.

Grundleworm, Austin's gonna kill god, and someone to love and share-hold.

Hellgooner, fun new Weird Al lore, and no such thing as Epstein.

Little matchstick Dan, Austin's good drug advice, and all Dugtrios are buff underground.

Dan's FJG's, "smuggling lizards", and affogato gelato.